period-princess:

wasted—kitten:

khal-drugo:

wasted—kitten:

"I DONT LIKE UR SEPTUM PIERCING" I DONT LIKE YOU GO AWAY NOW

me when people say my jewelry is too big. BITCH YOUR FACE TOO BIG 

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

You have no idea how relevant this is

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If you stare at the center of the universe, there is a coldness there. A blankness. Ultimately, the universe doesn’t care about us. Time doesn’t care about us. 
That’s why we have to care about each other.

David Levithan, Every Day (via bookmania)
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notlostonanadventure:

bewbin:

if u were dating a FBI agent and you dumped him.

he would be ur fed ex 

I hope the NSA people scanning my blog got a chuckle out of that

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sofuckingblue:

tell yourself you’re hot. tell yourself you’re amazing. tell yourself you’re untouchably, radiantly attractive. do it every day, even if it feels like you’re lying to yourself. insist to the mirror that you’re the cutest thing its ever reflected. if you do it enough eventually it wont feel like lying anymore, it’ll be automatic, and you’ll recognize yourself as the incredible babe you really are.

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Drunk words are not the same in the morning

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allmymetaphors:

ppl always ask me “”what are you going to do with your degree”“ and “"if you wanna get a PHD how do you plan on paying for it"" and ""where are you gonna move after college"" but here is the thing:

i am very powerful and cute and im gonna float through this world one day at a time. please leave me alone. 

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