21slugs:

sad with a hint of horny

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Mr. Brightside

The Killers
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theflawless:

why do girls have fake pockets when guys can fit a laptop in theirs 

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aspiring-flower:

i wish it was possible to be in a relationship where you can be cute and go on dates and have sex and basically be a couple but just leave each other the fuck alone other times and not be up their ass at parties and other events

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My only regret is that
I didn’t tell enough people
to fuck off.

My 92 year old grandma. (via lipstickbabe)
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bisexualpiratequeen:

I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.

1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
5- NO
6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.

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